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Pop Tarts Not: Ear Candy, Vol. 1

A Home-Recording Project


"Let's go back, back to the beginning/back to when the Earth, the sun, the stars all aligned ..." Those lyrics are from one of my fave songs of 2003 - Hilary Duff's "Come Clean." It's as wonderful a pop single as I've come across since ... Hilary's equally catchy "So Yesterday," which was my co-"Single of the Year" for 2003. The latter song has it all: a tasty melody, vocals and, yes, guitars a-plenty. No, it's not "deep." It's pop music, best appreciated while driving in the car on a sunny spring day, the windows down and wind rustling your hair ...

A little background, first, though. From the '50s through the mid-'60s, vinyl 45 r.p.m. singles were the platter of choice for most fans. On the radio, "boss jocks" raved overtop the intros and outros of the hottest rock, R&B, pop and country songs played back to back to back, the one common link between the disparate tunes the fact that each was ... you got it: a hit. The rise of FM radio facilitated the fall of AM; and also spawned the segregation of musical styles into their own slots on the dial. Yes, of course, "Top 40" remained; but the once-dominate force fell to also-ran status. In the '70s, Philadelphia's WIFI-92 was one such "Top 40" station. It offered up a stew of hits, mixing and matching music from Stevie Wonder, Glen Campbell, Captain & Tennille, Donna Summer, Wings, the Stones, the Police ... and even Pink Floyd, once "Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2" hit in 1979. "We don't need no education," indeed. Every song was "hot," a hit, something that transcended the occasional pops and clicks that came part and parcel with vinyl. If you liked a song, too, you knew: you could buy the single.

With the death of vinyl, however, record companies shoved the concept onto "cassingles" and "CD singles," both of which were doomed to failure. "Cassingles" missed because, by then, CDs were the music currency of the day. With "CD singles," the mistakes were two-fold. Here in the States, they were initially introduced as three-inch discs that required snapping plastic rings around the outer edges; it often took longer to get that damn ring on the CD than it took to listen to the song. Then, when the industry scrapped the idea and began using 5-inch discs ... the selection sucked. Yes, some of the hits were available as "singles." More often than not, however, if you wanted one song you were stuck with either buying the full CD or, maybe, an import version of the CD single that cost as much, if not more than, the album itself! That, I think, was the reason the original Napster and the other illicit download sites took off. Kids were priced out of the marketplace, pure and simple, and parents ... they can't be expected to shell out an extra 15 or 20 bucks a week.

With the advent of legitimate download sites like ITunes, MusicMatch and Napster 2.0, however, the tide seems to be turning back - save for the stupid regulations most of the downloads come with. (If memory serves, back in the day there was no limit on how many times I could use a song in a tape mix.) Be that as it may, however, the single - at a cost of 99 cents a track - is back. So ... if you've got a hankering for some hits, got a sweet tooth that needs a fix, head over to your downloading venue of choice (MusicMatch is mine) and download these songs and create the CD I've dubbed--

"Pop Tarts Not: Ear Candy, Vol. 1." It consists of 20 songs, by gals only, and clocks in at 78:01. It's a guilt-free, occasionally subversive, submersion into the "pop single" experience ...

  • "Candy Everybody Wants" - 10,000 Maniacs, Our Time in Eden. Subversive, indeed. A horn section adds to the brightness of this cheerfully sarcastic song, with Natalie Merchant's "hey, hey" chirps accenting the chorus.
     
  • "I Want Candy" - Bow Wow Wow, The Best of ... A fun, silly remake of a fun, silly song.
     
  • "I Know What Boys Like" - The Waitresses, The Best of ... The late Patty Donahue's sarcastic vocals are a trip all unto themselves. One factoid I didn't know until I saw VH1's "Top 100 One-Hit Wonders of All Time" countdown was that she didn't write it ... one of the guys in the band did!
     
  • "Early Mornin'" - Britney Spears, In the Zone ... Set aside whatever you may think of Brit and concentrate on what matters: the music. In the Zone was my Album of the Month for March 2004 for a reason. It's a damn fine effort packed with melodies that bubble up from the subconscious long after the CD's left the player. This song, "Early Mornin'," is just one example; the sultry trip-hop "Breathe on Me" is another ... and the infectious "Brave New Girl" yet one more.
     
  • "Love to Love You Baby" (45 version). Donna Summer, Endless Summer ... She moans on beat. And what a beat! A fun, somewhat kitsch hit that was as outrageous in its day as anything Britney, Christina or any of the gal divas have released in the new millennium. I recommend picking up the Endless Summer CD, which collects 18 of Summer's hits; it contains the hits ("Hot Stuff," "Bad Girls," etc.) in their original 45 single edits/mixes.
     
  • "Moist" - Janet Jackson, Damita Jo. A tad more explicit, perhaps, but essentially a "Love to Love You Baby" for the new age. Aside from Janet's silly spoken-word interludes, the album itself is mighty fine, too. I named it my "Album of the Month" for April 2004 ...
     
  • "Come Clean" - Hilary Duff, Metamorphosis
  • "So Yesterday" - Hilary Duff, Metamorphosis. Two of the top pure-pop songs of recent years. They're tasty treats both that rollick and frolic and play havoc with the mind.
     
  • "Why Can't I" - Liz Phair, self-titled ... This song stands shoulder-to-shoulder with "So Yesterday" for my "Single of the Year" honors for 2003. Small wonder: the same song-writing team (the Matrix) that wrote "So Yesterday"---as well as a few tracks from Avril Lavigne's debut--helped out on the music. The main difference between the two is Phair's is ... "delightfully subversive." Her 2003 eponymous CD, which has the track, is well worth picking up on its own.
     
  • "Feed the Tree" - Belly, Sweet Ride: Best of. Driving guitars kickoff this whimsical tour de force from Tanya Donnelly and Co., who--along with Juliana Hatfield, the Breeders and a few others, kick-started the gals-and-guitars pop trend of the early '90s. Thing is, this song sounds as fresh today as it did then: "This little squirrel I used to be slammed her bike down the stairs/they put silver where her teeth had been/baby, silver tooth, she grins and grins ..."
     
  • "Breathe" - Michelle Branch, Hotel Paper. More driving guitars matched with earnest, aching lyrics. Branch's selling point, thus far, is based on the idea that she writes her own songs. Instead, it should be based on the fact that she writes good songs. There's a difference, ya know?
     
  • "Beautiful" - Christina Aguilera, Stripped. Leave aside any prejudices you may have based on X-tina's her oft-outrageous videos, etc. This is an absolutely beautiful paean to self-acceptance and love; and showcases her gorgeous voice ...
     
  • "A Little More Love" - Olivia Newton-John, Back to the Basics. Pure, frothy pop at its finest. The girl next door stakes her claim to a good time ("... no's a word I can't say ...", indeed). 
     
  • "When I See You" - Macy Gray, The Trouble with Being Myself. This would've been at home if it was released in the '60s or '70s--and would've been a smash. Totally infectious. It'll make ya wanna dance and sing along ...
     
  • "Super Duper Love" - Joss Stone, The Soul Sessions
  • "I Had a Dream" - Joss Stone, The Soul Sessions ... A 16-year-old white English gal who sings like a 30-something black woman, her voice is as soulful an instrument as just 'bout any "new" singer to come along in eons. "Super Duper Love" shakes the soul; and Stone's rendition of John Sebastian's "I Had a Dream" sends shudders up and down the spine. Like a few of the other tracks mentioned here, these two come from a simply tremendous album - one of my Top 5 for 2003.
     
  • "You Don't Know My Name" - Alicia Keys, The Diary of ... Keys has been blessed with positive press, critics comparing her music to the best of '70s soul, etc. That may well be true, but what comes through in this song, and the album as a whole, is less the echoes of the past than the fact it, and the album, are just damn good.
     
  • "Move with Me" - Neneh Cherry, Home Brew ... A hypnotic track from what was one of the best albums of the early '90s - criminally overlooked in the years since, perhaps because Cherry all but disappeared from the music scene.
     
  • "I'm Like a Bird" - Nelly Furtado, Whoa Nelly ... A soaring song that lifts you up onto its melody and never lets go. "I'm like a bird ... I don't know where my soul is/I don't know where my home is ..." It doesn't get better than this. Ever.
     
  • "Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters" - Mandy Moore, Coverage ... You gotta like young Ms. Moore. Unbeknownst to her record company, she paid for the sessions that resulted in Coverage and handed them the disc, essentially saying "here's my new album." It's an all-covers (hence the title) collection of tunes. Some work; some don't. But, she gets props from me, regardless, for the effort. And here, with this Elton John classic, she more than holds her own; and offers the perfect end to what is a perfect soundtrack to a drive on a spring day.
--JGG, 5.16.04

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